Mathematician : How do you write 4 in between 5 ?
Chinese : Is this a joke? can't be done
Japanese : Impossible!
American : The question's all wrong!
British : It's not found on the Internet
German: Dat is wrong!
French: Ooh la la... you confuse us
Italian: How can it be so?
Spanish/Portuguese: No comment!
And the Indian: F(IV)E